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Glove Demotivational Poster


MIDLIFE - Welcome to a world of new adventures


TAGS: midlife prostate exam dre glove
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by briantoo

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2013, 3:26 pm
I can 5how you the world, shining shimmering splendid.
rerun - May 28, 2011, 11:15 pm

That is the good news, the bad news is you play "catcher".
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2011, 8:03 pm
you mean to tell me I get assplay for the price of a co-pay? Count me in! 5grunts
Master - May 28, 2011, 9:16 am
Oh, it’s an adventure, all right! :-( An adventure somewhere I would rather not go!
Greeny - May 27, 2011, 9:39 pm
Dr Jellyfinger isn't exactly my idea of an adventure
rerun - May 27, 2011, 8:44 pm

I hink we will just have to take you at your word on this.
rnbw00 - May 27, 2011, 8:36 pm
Actually, that feels rather good, if done right (can you say prostate massage?)
Airman - May 27, 2011, 2:01 pm
**shudders
briantoo - May 27, 2011, 12:35 pm
Thanks, crankyhead!
crankyhead - May 27, 2011, 11:34 am
great first poster =)


THE GLOVE -


TAGS: house rubber glove anal probe
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by rudeboy308

house - July 13, 2011, 2:07 am
5L. Love it. could have left the 'anymore' off though
forseti - July 13, 2011, 1:14 am
LOL! 5 fingers


GLOVE PUPPETS - So much fun when your hands are cold




COLLEGE OF NURSING DORMATORY - "O' Christmas tree, O' Christmas tree..."




OLD EXPRESSIONS -


TAGS: expressions gloves feet shoes
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 3:39 am
*Inserts classical witty comment here too* Awe, did I kill the funny? Lol.
RON - October 20, 2009, 9:45 pm
LOL !!!!
agdaniele - October 20, 2009, 9:39 pm
Finally, you can get your balls juggled from the doggie position!


TRAFFIC - why do u have to be so cruel ?!




WHEN THE GLOVES COME OFF - My wife puts them on and kicks my ass!




SCARFS AND GLOVES - WHEN THE WATER IS ICED-COLD IS GOOD TO WEAR THEM TO PREVENT HIGH BEAMS.




INVENTORS -




ANNUAL PROSTATE EXAM - LD is not amused


TAGS: the snap of the gloves
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Airman

Grim [email protected] - March 10, 2010, 11:53 am
He looks pleased to me.
GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 10:49 am
5 Ticklin' His Fancy's


YESSS!!! - I finally stole Chompers' van! Woohoo! Wait. My butt itches...


TAGS: there actually are gloves in the glove box but i think theyre latex
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 9:31 pm
Yes, of course! Ice, man... maybe that'll help. LOL (I know I'm stupid)
ICEMAN - April 4, 2010, 9:25 pm
TMI dude.


D-F Luck -


TAGS: glove luck
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Sean

Elwood - November 27, 2008, 9:06 pm
Johnnie Cochran: "If the glove don't fit, they're full of shit!"


GLOVES - When flipping one bird isn't enough




ZOMBIE! - No, wait, it's just "Burnt to a" Crispin Glover.


TAGS: crispin glover zombie beowulf grendel
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

[email protected] - February 9, 2010, 7:25 pm
aw "9" crispins been getting a lot of work lately.
Derek - February 1, 2010, 6:41 pm
Looks like Grendel from Beowulf


Giving The Finger -


TAGS: examinations discoveries gloves fingers proctologists
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 16, 2013, 11:00 pm
Don't worry rerun, whatever goes up eventually has to come down.
rerun - November 16, 2013, 5:21 pm

He will never find mine, according to my wife it's buried way to far up there.
MissPriss - November 16, 2013, 11:01 am
Mr. Gary...I give you a 1 finger up for your efforts.
GaryO - November 16, 2013, 8:47 am
Does snot and phlegm oozing thru the fingers covering the nose and mouth count as an honor too? Hmmmm? I mean, does it technically HAVE to be ON the keyboard or screen to count?....wait……eewwwww
MissPriss - November 16, 2013, 1:02 am
Wow, a coffee off the screen! I'm honoured vulture.
vulture - November 15, 2013, 6:24 pm
Let me just wipe the coffee off my screen, here.... Thanks MissP - one for the scrapbook!


THRUTH IN ADVERTISING -


TAGS: roughout gloves funny tag humor
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - December 5, 2013, 6:41 pm

Hahahahahaha!
Cannabal - December 5, 2013, 5:40 pm
Yep, those gloves are perfect for handling wood.
lgvernon - December 4, 2013, 10:56 pm

You might want to make a list...Many hugs..L
GaryO - December 4, 2013, 10:55 pm
….so that pressure on my throat wasn’t my goiter kickin’ up. Good to know. In celebration I think I’ll gargle, pee, and go to bed…hopefully in that order.
lgvernon - December 4, 2013, 10:20 pm

Doubtful, but thanks for asking. In my age demographic, men mostly ask me for the time, or to please step aside so they can see the cute babe behind me. Then they ask me to please remove my foot from their neck. It's a win-win.
GaryO - December 4, 2013, 9:40 pm
on...(this is not going to go anywhere, is it)
lgvernon - December 4, 2013, 8:45 pm

Depends...
GaryO - December 4, 2013, 7:55 pm
You just called me a triple asterisk B. Izzat like a come on? Izzis where I should say sumpm playfully alluring and debonair about yer ‘chamber’, or should I ease back into my lazyboy after adjusting my tucks?
lgvernon - December 4, 2013, 3:54 pm

That's not a stove, you boob. It's a nuclear fission chamber. The STOVE in my kitchen, however, does have a bottom drawer, in which I keep not only the aforementioned gloves, but an array of cootie-covered odds and ends, mostly forgotten 'til it's needed.
GaryO - December 4, 2013, 3:23 pm
Never knew there was a drawer in yer ‘stove’, let alone a bottom one. Repair job? Geezus, what’r those tubes of yers made of, titanium?
lgvernon - December 4, 2013, 12:44 pm

I'm not going to tell you I have a pair of welding gloves in the bottom drawer of my stove. Nope...not gonna tell you.
GaryO - December 4, 2013, 8:36 am
Personally, I prefer the ove glove
lgvernon - December 3, 2013, 10:26 pm

Wish I'd thought of the line BEFORE I made the poster. Thanks! ;)
Silverheart - December 3, 2013, 10:15 pm

Zing! Funny poster, funnier come back! 5Ls
lgvernon - December 3, 2013, 8:33 pm

Well...they usually come in pairs...sorry, I couldn't help myself.
rerun - December 3, 2013, 8:02 pm

never had one


corporate managers -


TAGS: corporate managers retail sales white glove take three lol
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 30, 2013, 2:01 am
Thank you, Igvernon. Glad you like it. I've worked way too long in retail as you can tell.
lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 12:10 pm

Good one, Cynic!~~5L


OL' YELLOW GLOVES - simply put: a top secret indestructible, one man fighting unit, trained to hunt down and kill taliban with his bare hands. ( he only carries the gun because it goes well with his beard)




FLIGHT GLOVES? - Hate 2 question ya cheif, b-cuz Ur dogz look all suited and booted! But I would've went with IMPACT "GLOVES"


TAGS: riot police captive hostage gloves riot gear
Rating: 2.07/5

More motifakes by [email protected]

[email protected] - September 25, 2009, 4:31 am
I'm gonna repost it, but relax bro, in tactical situations gloves are very important.
PNIS - September 25, 2009, 3:58 am
You suck.


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